Married but Miserable

Is my wife a serial killer?

I walked in the house last night after a long day a work.  In my wifes defence I did stop for two drinks with my brother for a pre-thanksgiving cocktail.  Back to the story.  I walk in the house two hours after my normal time.  She was pissed.  I, as always acted as if nothing was wrong, and that she shouldn’t be mad.  Over the years I have realized that I get a bigger reaction when I do this.  I guess I am a little demented, being that I enjoy the reaction.  The yelling and the arguing continued for an hour or so.  I usually don’t ague, as it is not in my nature to do so.  The thing that got to me this time is:

• I never say anything when she spend the day with her sister shopping, having lunch, grabbing a glass of wine…
• I never give her shit for not having anything cooked because she was out all day gallivanting.
• I never argue with her for spending money on things that we have no use for: Example ( a  $25 thousand dollar dinning room set that we have used four times in the last seven years.)

The list could go on and on, but I think you get the picture.  I decided to go to bed after an hour of this.

At two am I was startled and woke up to my wife hovering over me.  Being dazed and confused, I jumped up and asked what she was doing?  She proceeded to tell me “you were snoring”.  Now she usually just elbows me in the ribs and I turn over and stop.  I could have sworn that she was doing something else. Perhaps I have been watching to many movies, or have a crazy imagination.  I think she was trying to kill me.  Why else would she be leaning over my body wide awake?  I was confused, and had to share this with someone.  I know that I am over reacting, but at that particular moment that’s  what came to my head.  I thought that I was a dead man.